Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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