Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
your room smells of hookers.
And success
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
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To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
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Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
My dad is sitting where you rode me
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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