quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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