dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I came so hard my ears popped.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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