i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
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Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
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He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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