Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
zippers are such a cool invention
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
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Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
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I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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