I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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