She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
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After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
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I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
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