I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
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For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
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Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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