That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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