Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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