Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
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Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
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He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!