Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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