Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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