Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
