I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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