You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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