Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
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