thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
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I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
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Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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