he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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