I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
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just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
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It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
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We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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