We're like a lot better than the average bears
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
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I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
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Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door