There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
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you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
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I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me