And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
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Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
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Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
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Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?