Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
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my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
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I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls