i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
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