she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
He shit in the fireplace
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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