My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
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I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
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A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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