Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
