oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
The air taste purple.
Randomize
