Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
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New game: find the sober person in Tbell
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
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just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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