Bisexual people are plain selfish.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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