Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
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She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
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I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Terrible idea I love it
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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