All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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