I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
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video games are the ultimate cock blocker
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
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He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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