Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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