I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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