I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
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He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
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I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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