Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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