this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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