I wanna bring you to show and tell
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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