Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
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I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
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We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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