So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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