id be glad to
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
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I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
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You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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