Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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