yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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