I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
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Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
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It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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