would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
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