I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...