So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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