imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
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i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
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So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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