i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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