Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
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I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
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OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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