did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
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I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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