Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
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Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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