FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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